Do Samoan men have small penises? Do Samoan men have small Jewish men have small penises? No, we are average, with some larger and some smaller. I thought Esera Tuaolo was cute - big hunk of a Hawaiian or Tongan guy, who retired, but at least finally came out. These guys all look like they'd be hung, but I have no idea Generally small penis's, homophobic to the point of violence.